don't blink

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

hypnotii-ze:


klassy-youth:

lustire:

krystallise:

wow

this is my fave picture on tumblr by far

^ yes

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hypnotii-ze:

klassy-youth:

lustire:

krystallise:

wow

this is my fave picture on tumblr by far

^ yes

♡ following back similar ♡

www.hypnotii-ze.tumblr.com

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

lazypacific:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

guccier:

boom clap the sound of my thighs

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

braingremlin:

when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times

image

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

tastefullyoffensive:

[autumnx]

bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

.

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.