the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
this is my fave picture on tumblr by far
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I want this on a shirt
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
boom clap the sound of my thighs
Make fun of your baby for shitting itself
jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude
when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
My anaconda will consider it
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.