don't blink

painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

lavish:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

somebodytoloves:

somebodytoloves:

some white girls should just never dance 

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jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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hotboyproblems:

Turn offs: private instagrams

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

butterflycatchers:

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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There would be a lot of kids with the name Richard.

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely