don't blink
thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

tiddiemeat420:

wait
One sperm with a sense of direction and I’m paying for it for the rest of my life.
Dorothy Zbornak on her ex-husband always being around  (via dorothypetrillozbornak)

sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

me looking at thing: yooooo
me looking at price: nooooo
Men: Not ALL men.
Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:


This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:

This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

animepresident:

the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months

sailingonsuccess:

Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life